{"id":6473,"date":"2026-05-11T21:55:52","date_gmt":"2026-05-11T21:55:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/coolxmagazine.com\/?p=6473"},"modified":"2026-05-11T21:55:52","modified_gmt":"2026-05-11T21:55:52","slug":"covid-19-vaccinated-individuals-may-be-ill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coolxmagazine.com\/?p=6473","title":{"rendered":"COVID-19 vaccinated individuals may be ill\u2026."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>STOP THE PRESSES AND HOLD ON TO WHAT YOU CAN, PEOPLE! BECAUSE WHAT WE\u2019RE GOING TO TELL YOU TODAY ISN\u2019T SOME GOSSIP, IT\u2019S THE PURE AND TERRIFYING TRUTH THAT THOSE AT THE TOP WANT TO HIDE FROM US!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>NATIONAL RED ALERT: IF YOU, YOUR BOSS, YOUR BUDDY, OR EVEN THE DOG WENT FOR YOUR \u201cDOSE OF FREEDOM,\u201d PREPARE FOR TERROR! THE \u201cSEE MORE\u201d THAT CHILLED YOUR BLOOD HAS FINALLY BEEN REVEALED, AND IT\u2019S WORSE THAN YOU IMAGINED IN YOUR WORST NIGHTMARES.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>(Editorial Staff, La Verdad Inc\u00f3moda MX \u2013 From the trenches of uncensored information)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Oh my goodness! May God have mercy on us, Mexico City residents and fellow countrymen from all over the Republic! I\u2019m sure your hearts skipped a beat too when you saw that cursed notification on your phone. The one that spread like wildfire on social media, that image with a background of an American hospital and letters that looked like a death sentence:&nbsp;&nbsp;<strong>\u201cCOVID vaccinated individuals may be sick\u2026See more\u201d<\/strong>&nbsp;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Didn\u2019t you feel a pit in your stomach? Didn\u2019t your finger tremble before you pressed that devilish button? We all thought the same thing: \u201cWhat are they going to tell us now? That we\u2019re going to grow a third eye? That they\u2019re going to control us with 5G?\u201d Well, no, my friends! I wish it were just one of those crazy conspiracy theories the internet makes up!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We, who aren\u2019t afraid of success or big-time pharmaceutical companies, got to the bottom of it. We bypassed information blockades, spoke with nurses who tremble as they recount what they see on night shifts, and with dissenting doctors who are fed up with being silent. And today, right here and now, we\u2019re going to tell you what the hell was behind those three dots the government doesn\u2019t want you to read.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If you got vaccinated, if you trusted them, if you put your arm out there for \u201cthe common good,\u201d sit down and have a double tequila, because the full story is as follows:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u201cCOVID VACCINATED INDIVIDUALS MAY BE FACING AN IRREVERSIBLE CELLULAR DEGENERATION PROCESS KNOWN IN THE MEDICAL UNDERGROUND AS \u2018PHANTOM CLOT SYNDROME\u2019 THAT COULD CAUSE THEM TO KILL THEMSELVES OVERNIGHT WITHOUT WARNING.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Holy shit! You read that right, folks! We were ripped off, and now it turns out the cure could be worse than the disease!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>CHRONICLE OF A DEADLY DECEPTION: IT\u2019S NOT \u201cLONG COVID,\u201d IT\u2019S THE PICKET THAT\u2019S PICKING YOU UP WITH IT!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Remember Don Regino, the taco vendor on the corner who was always on the ball, working his magic with the spit of al pastor? Well, Don Regino was one of the first in line. \u201cWe have to take care of ourselves, young man,\u201d he told me, wearing his SpongeBob face mask. He put on the first layer, the second layer, and even the extra layer of the extra layer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Today, Don Regino can no longer even carry the knife.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cLook, journalist,\u201d she told me yesterday in a subdued voice, showing me an arm that looked like a sausage, covered in strange bruises that appear out of nowhere. \u201cIt feels like spiders are crawling inside my veins. I get tired just from walking up the sidewalk. I went to the clinic and they told me it was \u2018post-pandemic stress.\u2019 Pure nonsense! I was as healthy as an ox before they injected me with that devilish liquid.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And like Don Regino, there are thousands! Haven\u2019t you noticed that Aunt Chona suddenly had an inexplicable fainting spell? Or that Cousin Brayan, who was an athlete, collapsed on the futsal field? Open your eyes, you bastards!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>These are not coincidences. The underground reports we\u2019ve managed to intercept (the ones the elite media keep under lock and key to avoid losing their million-dollar sponsorships) speak of a brutal increase in cases of myocarditis, sudden thrombosis in young people, and chronic fatigue that leaves you completely exhausted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>THE DIRTIEST SECRET: WHAT DID THEY REALLY PUT INTO US?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Here\u2019s the real kicker, the meat of the matter. Our insiders assure us that the doses that arrived in \u201cthird world\u201d countries like ours had an \u201cextra ingredient.\u201d They weren\u2019t the same ones Hollywood stars or white-collar politicians took. They used us as guinea pigs, damn it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>There\u2019s talk of experimental nanoparticles designed to\u2026 get this!\u2026 react months or years later. It\u2019s like a biological time bomb we\u2019re carrying around.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Why do you think they\u2019re suddenly claiming there\u2019s \u201cexcess mortality\u201d due to unknown causes? What unknown causes, you bunch of cynics! They\u2019re the side effects they swore to us on the Virgin Mary didn\u2019t exist.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The symptoms of this new ailment that plagues those who have been injected are terrifying because they are silent. It starts with pricking sensations in the chest, then your hands go numb, you feel a mental fog that makes it impossible to even add two plus two, and your blood\u2026 oh, dear God! They say the blood starts to thicken, like tar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>WE WERE FOOLED AND NOW WE HAVE TO PAY THE PRICE!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Our outrage is palpable. We trusted science, we trusted they wanted to save us, and now it turns out the cure is costing us dearly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What can we do? That\u2019s the million-dollar question!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The official doctors will tell you you\u2019re crazy, they\u2019ll prescribe paracetamol and send you home. Don\u2019t believe them! If you were one of the brave (or naive) ones who put your arm out, you have to be as alert as a hawk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>WARNING SIGNS YOU SHOULDN\u2019T IGNORE IF YOU\u2019VE ALREADY BEEN VACCINATED:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol start=\"1\" class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong>Your heart is dancing cumbia for no reason:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0If you\u2019re sitting watching TV and suddenly your heart feels like it\u2019s going to jump out of your mouth, watch out!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Headaches that won\u2019t go away:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0It\u2019s not a hangover, buddy. If you feel like your temples are being drilled day and night, get checked out.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Phantom bruises:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0If you wake up looking like Canelo beat you up and you don\u2019t remember getting hit, your blood is crying out for help.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Zombie-level fatigue:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0If you used to be able to party until 6 AM and now you\u2019re nodding off at 8 PM, something is wrong with your system.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>THE CALL TO ACTION: WE WILL NOT BE GIVEN UP!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Guys, this isn\u2019t meant to make you panic (well, maybe a little), it\u2019s meant to get you moving. Demand real tests. Don\u2019t settle for \u201cyou\u2019re fine.\u201d Get D-dimer tests, check your blood clotting, go to doctors who aren\u2019t afraid to tell the truth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That \u201cSee more\u201d was a warning from fate. They tried to censor the truth, but the truth always comes to light, even if it smells rotten.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Share this before the internet censors take it down! Pass it on to your family, your friends, that gossipy neighbor. Let all of Mexico know about the bombshell we\u2019re carrying! Enough with the lies! If we\u2019re going to kick the bucket, at least let\u2019s know what it was from!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We\u2019ll keep you posted\u2026 if we\u2019re around tomorrow morning. Watch your backs, and above all, watch your hearts, because it seems like that\u2019s the first thing they want to break!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>STOP THE PRESSES AND HOLD ON TO WHAT YOU CAN, PEOPLE! BECAUSE WHAT WE\u2019RE GOING TO TELL YOU TODAY ISN\u2019T SOME GOSSIP, IT\u2019S THE PURE AND TERRIFYING TRUTH THAT THOSE AT THE TOP WANT TO HIDE FROM US! NATIONAL RED ALERT: IF YOU, YOUR BOSS, YOUR BUDDY, OR EVEN THE DOG WENT FOR YOUR \u201cDOSE&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/coolxmagazine.com\/?p=6473\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;COVID-19 vaccinated individuals may be ill\u2026.&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6474,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6473","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/coolxmagazine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6473","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/coolxmagazine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/coolxmagazine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coolxmagazine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coolxmagazine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6473"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/coolxmagazine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6473\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6475,"href":"https:\/\/coolxmagazine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6473\/revisions\/6475"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coolxmagazine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6474"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/coolxmagazine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6473"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coolxmagazine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6473"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coolxmagazine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6473"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}